Free At Last…. (Kind Of)

So Florida Boy finally went home. I haven’t heard from him since he left and I probably won’t. I know I’m not going to try and talk to him even though he made me promise I would. I’m sorry, but I’m not going to waste my time on a guy who spent the last 2 weeks we were together texting some other girl that he talked mad shit about. That just screams scum to me. Navy Boy is also completely out of my life. I got really drunk the other night and called him demanding answers. He couldn’t give them to me. I told him, I’m not looking to be in a relationship with you right now but I need to know if I’m wasting my time pushing every guy away just so at the end of the day it’s me and you. Well I was wasting my time. I blocked him on Facebook and blocked his number. I would love to say I’m done with guys for a while and I’m just going to chill out but no of course not. There’s a cook at the restaurant next door to where I work that wants to take me on a date. I think I’m gonna take him up on it too.

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I broke it off.

Turns out Couch Boy was still sleeping with Couch Girl. So I told him I couldn’t see him anymore. He had the nerve to ask if we could still hang out. Um, no. You were the douchebag who thought you could get away with sleeping with two girls at once and no one would get hurt. Why would I ever want to put myself in that situation again? I genuinely liked him up until last night when some truths came out. He apparently thought he was just a fun fling for me and didn’t realize there were feelings involved. Even though I told him previously I liked him. At this point I’m so sick of guys. I thought maybe he was different, but nope, he’s just like every other one.

How soon is too soon?

So here’s the deal, things have been going really great with Couch Boy. Like, really great. I even told him that I liked him “like that”. The problem? I don’t know what he wants. I don’t know if he’s still seeing Couch Girl. How soon is too soon to ask him what the deal with us is? I don’t want to seem clingy but I need to know if it’s just going to be a fuck buddy thing or and actual could be a relationship thing. If it’s just a fuck buddy thing then I need to slow down and get unattached. The answers I have gotten range from two weeks to a month. I cannot wait a month. Why do relationships have to be so complicated? Navy Boy is pissed off at me because I told him I wouldn’t be able to see him when he came home on leave. I told him it was because of work but it’s actually because I want to see where things with Couch Boy will go. Engineer Boy is actually talking to me for right now and talking about coming to see me but I’ll believe that when he shows up at my door step. And now I have to go back to hell, aka- Work, and serve all the rude fuckers in the greater Charlotte area. Fun fun. Luckily they are calling for severe thunderstorms so maybe it will be dead, fingers crossed.

Life goes on I guess.

About a week ago I thought Navy Boy was coming crawling back to me. Nope. He promised to call me and never did. Granted, I’m really not torn up about it. The last time I talked to him he insulted me constantly and told me I still wanted him. If you have to tell me I do then I probably don’t. If he wants to talk he’ll call me. Whether I answer or not is a completely different story. I love the boy, I really really do but he drives me insane. And I deserve better than that. I did talk to a guy from the dating website last night for 2.5 hours but he hasn’t called me tonight. I’m really hoping he calls tomorrow because he seems promising and a lot less creepy than the last one.

Why are all the single guys such creeps?

So I thought I had a promising first date the other night. We met on that dating website I joined, talked for a few hours online, and decided to meet up. Things started out innocently enough. We were talking and laughing and I was excited because things were going so well and he was cute. Neither of us wanted the date to end so we came back to my apartment and it was late so I told him he could stay but no funny business. As soon as the lights went off he went into full creeper mode. He told me that I looked like a good cuddler, he told me how much my tattoos turned him on, and he told me that when he first saw me all he could think about was kissing me. Those are not necessarily things you talk about on the first date. Last night he texted me asking if he could tell me something, not knowing what he was going to say I said sure. Then he texted me back saying, “Last night I was so aroused all I could think about was putting my lips all over your body.” Ummmm…. WTF?! I didn’t respond and am not likely too. Why is it so much to ask for a stable, non-creepy, non-commitment phobic, good looking, chill guy? Even the new hot guy at work has a girlfriend already. Granted, I had to Facebook stalk to find out so does that make it ok to continue to hit on him?

Secret Single Behavior

There are a lot of people out there who would kill to have a significant other. Just look at the personals section on Craigslist. I would be ok with having a boyfriend but then I would have to give up my “Secret Single Behavior”. I made a little list of things I couldn’t do if I had a boyfriend. What are some of yours?

  • Go a while without shaving. It’s such a pain in the ass.
  • Have the whole bed to myself.
  • I would probably have to give up the insomnia just because I assume my significant other would like more than a couple hours of sleep.
  • Have “alone time” with myself.
  • Wear sweat pants all the time.
  • Have all the covers. And all the pillows. (All 6 of them)
  • Decorate in pink.
  • Continue my abnormal obsession with Ikea.
  • Watch trashy reality TV. Gotta love the Housewives and Jersey Shore.

If I think of anymore I’ll add them, feel free to spill the beans!

Twenty Things.

1. I generally like animals more than people.

2. I used to have to sneak shoes I bought past my mom because she forbade me to buy any more.

3. I am a gigantic pothead, I love weed more than alcohol.

4. I still love alcohol though.

5. I could make more money at a different job but I like it, even if some days I claim to hate it.

6. I can cook really, really well.

7. I’m trying to write a novel.

8. I’m pretty much a total nympho but I haven’t gotten much lately.

9. Country music is my favorite. I love any song that tells a story though.

10. I’m in love with two different people for two different reasons.

11. I love hot weather but have to be cold to sleep.

12. I can decorate the shit out of any space.

13. I never know whether to say it’s a disease or a condition. Either way, fuck fibro.

14. My biggest regret is that I couldn’t pass bootcamp and be in the Navy right now.

15. Every plant I buy or plant ends up dying. I’ve never had a green thumb.

16. The best compliment I’ve ever gotten was “You look just like Audrey Hepburn!” She probably doesn’t remember me but I will always remember her.

17. Probably the most fun I’ve had with my mom was the afternoon at the nude beach in St. Maarten.

18. I own more LSU paraphernalia than any other brand of clothing. I even have a LSU Snuggie.

19. I don’t have cable, but I do have a lot of movies.

20. I like watching shit blow up more than the average girl, I hate wrecking cars in NASCAR though.

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