And Leading This Lap…

So every year before the Coca Cola 600 the city of Charlotte hosts this huge festival called Speed Street. It is a redneck dream, NASCAR, country music, and all the free samples you could ever want. Including free tobacco. I went and saw Rodney Atkins (thanks Velveeta for the free mac and cheese I’m eating right now) and Luke Bryan last night and got slam drunk. I started out with a Four Loko and just got shittier from there. Out of no where I realize I’m making out with someone. Turns out he’s a low level driver. And wants to meet up tomorrow night for Corey Smith. I looked him up online and he’s definitely not ugly so at least I’m not drunk public making out ¬†with ugly people. I’ll keep it updated.

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